perrin — 3/17/2022, 7:37:52 PM

“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

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burrito:

the hell are you on about now

3/18/2022, 1:17:30 AM
da-ta:

perrin we talked about this and you agreed to stop doing this it is scaring everyone at the local store

3/17/2022, 8:10:24 PM
perrin:

did you miss the part about me dying of food poisoning

3/17/2022, 8:48:07 PM
da-ta:

Perrin you made that part up clearly because we're talking right now, you couldn't leave me behind anyway

3/17/2022, 10:36:19 PM
perrin:

of course, if you die i die too and vice versa (we’re both empaths)

3/17/2022, 11:54:09 PM
da-ta:

I knew that (I used my empathic abilities)

3/18/2022, 12:09:07 AM
perrin:

this is a textbook case of dramatic irony sean

3/17/2022, 8:48:25 PM