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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:44:36 AM

i put a lemon in a microwave for 30 minutes and it exploded

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:35:11 AM

99 bottles of shrimp in a mug, 99 bottle of shrimp, take one down, pass it around, you got 98 bottles of shrimp in a mug

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:32:50 AM

what’s up everybody i think dogs should vote

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:32:35 AM

google nugget numbers thank me later

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:30:27 AM

pronouncing GitHub like github to spice things up

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:29:40 AM

pee pee poo poo

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:29:32 AM

if you pronounce milk like melk you are going to hell

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:29:13 AM

this is a certified bagel bitesβ„’ moment

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:28:33 AM

an apple in the hand a day keeps one bird doctor in the bush with two stones

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:21:49 AM

gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in a mossy knoll

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perrin β€” 3/20/2022, 12:21:24 AM

the plural of goose is goose

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perrin β€” 3/19/2022, 8:09:04 PM

it’s the time of year where robins hop around in the grass looking for worms and that makes me very happy

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perrin β€” 3/19/2022, 8:08:00 PM

frick adobe all my homies hate adobe

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perrin β€” 3/18/2022, 11:13:51 PM

hey siri play venus by bananarama

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perrin β€” 3/18/2022, 8:26:57 PM

i can eat alcohol in most places, some even legally

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