scrooge mcduck is a girlboss
if the world is round then how come bees don’t wear shoes
one time i choked on an ibuprofen and threw up in the kitchen sink
i would rather die than live in nebraska
omw to chug nyquil until i unlock shrimp colors
oh to tenderly kiss kirby on the forehead
fun fact if you stack every elephant in the world in one giant stack, they would not like it very much
baguette is french for female bag
the sun isn’t real, wake up sheeple
germans when you call it the toilet instead of the poopenfarten
i recieved an email suggesting i i leave a disclaimer, do not eat raw flour you could get e. coli and fricking die
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oh to be a child again, eating handfuls of raw flour without a care in the world
oh to be a child again, eating handfuls of raw flour without a care in the world