perrin

perrin — 3/20/2022, 2:26:33 AM

It’s Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley you uncultured hack

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quimexus — 3/20/2022, 2:12:56 AM

heathen + touch gold + you have the bubonic plague

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perrin — 3/20/2022, 2:10:58 AM

i met a traveler from an antique land who said

two vast and trunkless baby seal leather boots lie in the desert,

near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies

whose frown, and petty gawk, and sarcastic pouting lips

tell that its sculptor well those passions read

which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things

the face that mocked them, and the heart that fed

and on the pedestal these words appear:

“NO MAIDENS?!?!?!”

nothing beside remains

round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

the lone and level sands stretch far away

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perrin — 3/20/2022, 2:10:58 AM

i met a traveler from an antique land who said

two vast and trunkless baby seal leather boots lie in the desert,

near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies

whose frown, and petty gawk, and sarcastic pouting lips

tell that its sculptor well those passions read

which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things

the face that mocked them, and the heart that fed

and on the pedestal these words appear:

“NO MAIDENS?!?!?!”

nothing beside remains

round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

the lone and level sands stretch far away

perrin — 3/20/2022, 2:00:12 AM

glad to be of service, my dearest

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da-ta — 3/20/2022, 1:54:53 AM

@perrin and @corn_bin spending an hour sending pure meme genius on here warms my cold, stone heart

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perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:31:56 AM

my favorite pokemon is flamingo

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:29:38 AM

my biggest flex is that i have 3 buttcheeks

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:26:37 AM

my favorite Donald Duck quote is “fwblwblwblbwblwblwblwbl”

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:24:58 AM

for my firstborn baby’s gender reveal party I would simply not engage in an act of biological warfare

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:22:42 AM

my text posts are chock-full of gmo’s because nothing matters and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway so who cares at this point

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corn_bin — 3/20/2022, 1:20:53 AM

My text posts are organic and cage-free, unlike @perrin’s

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perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:20:59 AM

if I die at least i’ll die knowing that I was funnier than family guy

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:18:45 AM

sclroob

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:17:35 AM

if you ever feel sad just remember that you’ll never be as aerodynamic as a lobster and you will feel much worse

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:13:54 AM

if I were the state delaware I would simply abolish myself

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:12:34 AM

help i’m trapped under a cup

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:10:02 AM

armed robbery? no thanks, i’m on a diet

perrin — 3/20/2022, 1:09:11 AM

take me down to new york city where the yorks are new and the city is city