professional dingus
it’s been like 17 hours since i last hit @corn_bin with a fish and now i’m reverting back to a decrepit state
It’s been like 16 hours since I hit @perrin with a fish and i’m feeling withdrawal symptoms
Vsauce
fingers
english 245 is a gross class, for the love of god do not take it I am begging you
time to cosplay as junior asparagus
i bet i could pull off one of those propeller hats
put half a bagel in each of your shoes for a fun surprise and an emergency snack
these are the questions the government doesn’t want you to ask
what if a sentient banana stole your job
my favorite alcoholic beverage is gasoline
i would like to gently hold a single ravioli
*laughs in comically oversized bathtub*
You fool. You absolute coward. You underestimate my couponing skills at The Home Depot.
ur bathtub isnt big enough
i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet
I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.
i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet
I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.