“i have eaten the plums that were in your icebox
and which you were probably saving for breakfast
forgive me, they were delicious
so sweet and so cold”
-This is just to say, William Carlos Williams
professional dingus
“i have eaten the plums that were in your icebox
and which you were probably saving for breakfast
forgive me, they were delicious
so sweet and so cold”
-This is just to say, William Carlos Williams
feeling juicy rn
my pfp is saved in my computer as “hell yeah.jpeg”
ranibow sprimkle
is that your hotness on a scale of 1 to 10 or is it your brain cell count
6
look mom im trending on a website that 10 people use
a wise man once said “yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, ooh! black and yellow! let’s shake it up a little”
a wise man once said “yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, ooh! black and yellow! let’s shake it up a little”
how doth the little @auriali
improve her shining squares
and pour the vibes of tame impala
on every folding chair
how skillfully she seems to meme
how hasty she eats pants
and welcomes cringy scratchers in
with lengthy essay rants
what if i could piss orange juice
i bet i could clown all of you at four square
mathematics is short for matthew edward maticulous
startup idea: denim socks with pockets and everything
what’s the guinness world record for most grapes fit inside a person’s mouth, I bet I could top it
hey siri play the mickey mouse clubhouse theme song
that’s a nice moon we have up there, it would be a shame if someone were to eat it