perrin

perrin — 4/4/2022, 8:08:40 PM

oh to be Michael Reeves’ pet goldfish; living in luxury and clowning redditors at the stock market

perrin — 4/4/2022, 8:05:28 PM

ayyy let’s go micah joined

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micahlt — 4/4/2022, 7:58:56 PM

wasteof.money is legit - don’t know how I didn’t find it sooner, but it’s got to be my favorite social platform now. All we need now is for it to be open-sourced - looking at you @jeffalo 😅

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perrin — 4/4/2022, 12:47:36 PM

How do i rotate text in ms paint

perrin — 4/2/2022, 2:21:18 AM

when the moon hits your dish and you mispronounce fish

albacore

perrin — 4/2/2022, 2:18:56 AM

hey girl are you a cash register because I want to steal your insides to fuel my gambling addiction

perrin — 4/2/2022, 2:13:56 AM

watermelon flavored motor oil

perrin — 3/31/2022, 1:14:20 AM

a b cronk Doug eeeeuh fnuh gumpy hey I love you dad jesus cronk 2 L M evil M o daddy papa quebec ARRRRR sssssssssss clap* U vape W cross yUPP!

perrin — 3/31/2022, 1:07:29 AM

for lunch tomorrow I will eat argentina

perrin — 3/27/2022, 9:31:16 PM

true chads use papyrus to write their papers

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oren — 3/21/2022, 2:29:55 PM

Which font should I use? 🤔

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perrin — 3/27/2022, 9:26:45 PM

i bet I could kick Weezer’s collective ass

perrin — 3/27/2022, 12:08:15 AM

me explaining to the IRS agent how I ‘accidentally’ committed felony tax fraud

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jeffalo — 3/26/2022, 12:29:43 PM

nobody wished me luck so i did badly

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jeffalo — 3/26/2022, 6:40:54 AM

wow it's time for my german b1 test

please wish me luck i need it

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perrin — 3/26/2022, 7:44:50 PM

bold of you to assume that twitter isn’t diet wasteof

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corn_bin — 3/26/2022, 7:35:12 PM

Public transportation sucks so badly in America i have to discount tweet about it

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perrin — 3/25/2022, 10:39:22 PM

i sleep better knowing that my fanfic version of the prequel trilogy is better written than the actual prequels

perrin — 3/25/2022, 7:35:12 PM

what if salmon could play baseball

perrin — 3/25/2022, 7:32:25 PM

holy schnitzel