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owl — 1/2/2026, 10:23:06 PM
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94 — 1/2/2026, 10:16:48 PM

yes, that is correct

but don’t assault other users or paradock and blaming them for being in the same community as other people

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94 — 2/27/2025, 10:32:37 PM

darflen is still a cesspit

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owl — 1/2/2026, 9:36:55 PM

Hot take: I know this is an insane, foreign concept, but maybe we shouldn't go attacking random platforms for no reason? Like, I don't really like Darflen either, but I'm not about to go attack it like it's the devil. Just, leave them alone, man. Please?

This is kinda like when Josh Atticus kept DDOSing Blaze or whatever. Just, stop.

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owl — 1/2/2026, 6:02:55 AM

You guys should definitely get me onto alpha’s top users page

Or not idk it would be cool tho

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owl — 1/2/2026, 5:58:37 AM
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toaks — 1/2/2026, 5:55:24 AM

my new year’s resolution is 1920 × 1080 hahahahaha you can laugh now. please

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owl — 12/28/2025, 8:26:07 PM

Guys what's our opinion on coleslaw

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owl — 12/26/2025, 4:09:26 PM
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missinformation — 12/26/2025, 3:50:30 PM

New Year's Day has been postponed until January 2nd.

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owl — 12/25/2025, 3:54:13 PM

Merry Christmas y'all

Only a few days until 2023

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owl — 12/25/2025, 3:53:29 PM

This is talking about Jeffalo and the Kiwi-Late administration btw for anyone who needs context

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esben — 12/25/2025, 11:56:35 AM

For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

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owl — 12/24/2025, 11:40:38 PM

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terry — 12/24/2025, 11:36:06 PM

random terry of the day:

https://archive.org/download/TempleOSYouTubeVideos/TerryADavisLiveStream720p_30fps_h264-192kbit_aac_339.mp4

WARNING: content may be offensive/insensitive/crazy terry davis, view at your own risk.

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owl — 12/21/2025, 6:02:40 PM
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dertermenter — 6/24/2023, 8:42:15 PM

I just beat Magnus Carlsen in chess

I am actually really good at chess so magnus invited me around his house for a 1v1. When I got round his house, I saw his indimitating setup in his chess room as he had layed out maths books to remind me of my tragic incident last week, but I was cool as a cucumber.

The chess match started, and I immediately had him on the ropes with taking a few of his pawns with my bishop. He started to play aggressive though, and I had an idea

The dertermenter double sacrifice. Like genius, I sacrificed my queen and a rook, all to create space to put his king into check. After a fake with my knight to make sure his king couldn’t move, I checked his king, and won.

A moment of greatness where I, dertermenter, beat the #1 chess player. From maths exam shitter to chess grandmaster.

Afterwards he stood in silence, stunned. I glazed on, pondering how he would react.

After a while, he stood on the table where we were playing chess, pointed at me, and announced “that man is the greatest of all time!”

I told him not to state the obvious.

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owl — 12/20/2025, 8:15:00 PM

They just released the Tall Peter files

I can't believe ██████████████ would ███████████████. That's just disgraceful and worthy of ███████████ if you ask me.

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stareye — 12/20/2025, 6:45:54 PM

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owl — 12/19/2025, 3:03:51 AM

Finals are finally finished

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owl — 12/8/2025, 1:24:35 AM

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nathan — 12/8/2025, 1:23:30 AM

@errplane stop trying to impersonate me

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owl — 12/7/2025, 6:30:38 AM

"feels like im using scratch 7.0. this is crazy."

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀@JeffaloBob, Twitter

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wynd — 12/7/2025, 12:06:29 AM

jeffalo EXPOSED!!!!??!?!!?!!1

youtu.be/zC-CzFb8wdM

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owl — 12/5/2025, 8:40:32 PM

salvē

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joshatticus — 12/5/2025, 12:37:39 PM

i LOVE being gay therefore i am declaring myself the gayest money wasterer until someone challenges me

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