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oren — 7/1/2025, 10:43:48 PM
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kiwi — 7/1/2025, 10:41:03 PM
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oren — 7/1/2025, 10:29:28 PM

@grahamsh just voted for me. The mods know that I am the best choice for a stable, peaceful, fun, and drama-free wasteof. VOTE FOR OREN to make wasteof better and keep it that way! #votefororen

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oren — 7/1/2025, 10:21:02 PM

Ok, I think this should just be a guaranteed thing that every candidate does

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kiwi — 7/1/2025, 10:18:09 PM

vote for me and i’ll petition to ban shilling cryptocurrencies on wasteof

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oren — 7/1/2025, 10:05:43 PM

The election is currently TIED!! Vote for Oren to swing the balance! #votefororen

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oren — 7/1/2025, 4:45:55 PM

Thanks @esben for revealing the truth about tallpeter. I will be the President who always speaks the truth, even when it hurts me.

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esben — 7/1/2025, 4:44:08 PM

How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)

This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:

The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.

Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.

Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!

While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!

Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!

#StandDown #Notmypeter

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oren — 7/1/2025, 4:28:05 PM

Same for me #votefororen

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kiwi — 7/1/2025, 4:24:54 PM

the powers that be asked me to not thank someone every single time they vote so i’m going to just make a universal thank you that applies to anyone who may vote for me in the past, present, or future:

thanks!

#kiwiLate2025

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oren — 7/1/2025, 4:20:13 PM
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oren — 7/1/2025, 4:07:38 PM

The best city supporting the best candidate! Thank you!

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nyc — 7/1/2025, 4:07:03 PM

the city of new york is proud to endorse @oren

however we will not be voting

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grunklebillsback — 7/1/2025, 3:41:56 PM

If anyone doesn’t know, jeffalo has voted for @Oren, and @kiwi said if they weren’t running they would vote for @Oren. If this isn’t proof who the best candidate is idk what is

#votefororen

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oren — 7/1/2025, 3:43:11 PM

This

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grunklebillsback — 7/1/2025, 3:41:56 PM

If anyone doesn’t know, jeffalo has voted for @Oren, and @kiwi said if they weren’t running they would vote for @Oren. If this isn’t proof who the best candidate is idk what is

#votefororen

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oren — 7/1/2025, 2:52:59 PM

Kiwi, mrowlsss, and all the other candidates are heavy on promises, and light on reality. I think in realistic terms, trying to do what I actually can for YOU. Sure, it would be “funny” to have a President who does that. But I can give you results.

Give me one year, and I will prove myself as the best President on wasteof ever! Vote for a better community. Vote for Oren! #votefororen

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oren — 7/1/2025, 2:41:00 PM

Just how are you going to provide free waffles? There are currently 5910 wasteof users (and growing!) on the site[0], and a standard eggo waffle costs $0.267 per waffle[1].

This comes to a cost of 5910×$0.267=$1,577.97! This is exactly 1577.97x as large as the wasteof budget!

To all wasteof users: Kiwi’s claim of free waffles is simply a fantasy, unsupported by the wasteof budget. Vote for truth. VOTE FOR OREN! #votefororen

Sources:

[0]: alpha.wasteof.money/stats

[1]: https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/frozen-waffles

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oren — 7/1/2025, 2:33:11 PM
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tallpeter — 7/1/2025, 2:30:39 PM

These are FALSE numbers. I call ELECTION FRAUD. The crooked kiwis and orens are at it again. I demand a RECOUNT of all in person and mail in ballots. We all know who is really winning this race.

#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025

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mybearworld — 7/1/2025, 9:31:36 AM

the election so far, i think

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oren — 7/1/2025, 2:26:33 PM

My election prediction right now:

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oren — 7/1/2025, 12:03:34 PM

Do you want a site that just meets the minimum? Just barely scrapes by? With me as president, we can take wasteof to its full potential!! #votefororen

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kiwi — 6/30/2025, 10:00:34 PM

…and with that, the cabinet is complete! Vote for us, and we’ll continue to make wasteof meet or exceed the minimum acceptable standard.

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kiwi — 6/27/2025, 6:28:56 PM

Kiwi 2025: A (potential) Government of Greatness

Featuring the following cool people as your (potential) Government of Greatness:

  1. “@kiwi" – President

  2. “@late” – Vice President

  3. “@engineerrunner” – Secretary of State and Propaganda

  4. “@toaks” – Treasurer

  5. “@eris” – Defense

  6. “@esben” – Attorney General

  7. “@souple” – Agriculture

  8. “@owl” – Commerce

  9. “@chester” – National Intelligence

  10. “@radi8” - Health

  11. “@da-ta” - Design

  12. “@wynd” - Housing

  13. “@luckythecat” - Transportation

  14. “@cheesewhisk3rs” - Energy

  15. “@thrat” – Education

  16. “@salad” – Homeland Security

  17. “@noodle” – United Nations

  18. “@mybearworld” – Chief Executive Chef

  19. “@oren” - Foreign Affairs

  20. “@wastedonion” - Town Crier

  21. “@joseph-stalin” - Head of Soviet Russia

  22. “@waffles” - Waffle Distribution

  23. “@rayne” - Weather Service

  24. “@han” - Hatch Department

  25. “@jeffalo” – King

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oren — 7/1/2025, 12:02:58 PM

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grunklebillsback — 6/30/2025, 11:08:37 PM

I will make a Vote for Oren shirt like from napoleon dynamite if he wins

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