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mef — 8/30/2023, 10:02:58 PM

(Ick normalposting)

Why are pre made meals at least 5x better when you add cut up vegetables and a bit of chicken or protein

Like what is this sorcery

mef — 8/29/2023, 1:52:52 AM

there are so many things you could do if you were a shapeshifter

• be a crow and scare the crap out of people with omens or nonsensical prophecies (because crows are able to talk)

• cause drama by appearing to be someone else

• be a seagull and poop on bad people

• make people even more scared of the ocean by making sea monsters real

• be a stray cat and if someone adopts you turn back into a human immediately after they say something embarrassing that someone would only say to their cat

• be a raccoon or a monkey and steal things

• be a creepy thing in the woods

• be a dragon and dramatically sit atop a mountain

• impersonate political or religious figures

• be absolutely done with civilization and hibernate for a whole season

• be an exact copy of someone’s pet and see their owner’s reaction

• pee anywhere as long as nobody sees that you’re actually a human (probably just for emergencies tho)

• scream into the night without risk of getting the cops called on you because you can sound like a monster

• have a really really good cosplay as any creature from anything ever

• be a valstrax (really cool dragon from MH with jet engines for wings)

mef — 8/28/2023, 9:55:28 PM

I feel like me going from a default pfp to a dragon pfp was some sort of indicator that I had started developing an actual personality instead of being the strangle little npc* I used to be

*as in very default personality-wise, not the weird modern usage

mef — 8/28/2023, 2:17:07 AM

I POSTED THIS IN AN ART CHANNEL ON DISCORD AND SOMEONE MADE THIS ITS SO AWESOME AND THEY SAID MY DESIGN IS REALLY COOL (art by https://twitter.com/chaotic_catfox)

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mef — 8/28/2023, 1:20:28 AM

BEHOLD, THE CREATURE

I had way too much fun designing this

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mef — 8/28/2023, 1:20:28 AM

BEHOLD, THE CREATURE

I had way too much fun designing this

mef — 8/27/2023, 5:08:45 PM

I gave the thing in my brain some chicken tendies and I think it’s calmed down now

mef — 8/27/2023, 12:13:36 AM

at the suggestion of the silly one I shall continue to make irregular updates about my irregular brain

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mef — 8/26/2023, 10:54:57 PM

I should like, probably vent all this brain weirdness somewhere less visible instead of spewing it into the internet

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mef — 8/26/2023, 10:55:21 PM

Cellular respiration am I right?

mef — 8/26/2023, 10:54:57 PM

I should like, probably vent all this brain weirdness somewhere less visible instead of spewing it into the internet

mef — 8/26/2023, 5:43:33 PM

running is hard

mef — 8/26/2023, 2:07:37 AM

Anyways, GN, have fun theorizing what my previous post could possibly mean :D

mef — 8/26/2023, 2:06:24 AM

heheh I really thought that this wouldn’t happen, it’s not the way I expected it to happen, but I’m 99% sure it really has happened and this was just kinda inevitable from the moment I first realized it.

This post is vague on purpose.

I find it funny how the one part of my profile that’s remained for a while is the “being normal is for losers”

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mef — 8/26/2023, 12:19:33 AM

BRAIN DESIRES TO BE C R E A T U R E

IT IS NOT LEAVING AAAAAAAAAAA

I WANT TO BE THE THING THAT SCREECHES IN THE NIGHT

externally I’m fine though, I’ve dealt with this sort of thing before :)

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mef — 8/26/2023, 12:19:33 AM

BRAIN DESIRES TO BE C R E A T U R E

IT IS NOT LEAVING AAAAAAAAAAA

I WANT TO BE THE THING THAT SCREECHES IN THE NIGHT

externally I’m fine though, I’ve dealt with this sort of thing before :)

mef — 8/25/2023, 5:59:46 PM

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