are you ever bored and tired so your brain goes into silly/feral mode and says things like “remove their bones :P“
The Awesome and Horrifying Creature
are you ever bored and tired so your brain goes into silly/feral mode and says things like “remove their bones :P“
and we also put a party hat on it
counterargument: I disagree.
Food hot take #14: Sushi is criminally overrated
Can we take this moment to appreciate how adorable the lizards in rain world are and that someone made a mod that actually shows them sleeping with you when you tame them and it’s so cute
I had a random thought, not that it’s likely to ever happen but if I were to die at the bottom of the ocean in a submarine, I would have 2 wishes:
Do not recover my body if it’s even possible
Whoever makes the best story about me being reincarnated as a leviathan gets my inheritance, bonus points if you can get people to believe it
If you somehow can revive me then ignore part 1 and do that, extra bonus points if you revive me as a leviathan and I get to eat ships
I was thinking: “if basically everyone in the Pokemon universe has creatures that are basically living weapons, then why aren’t there more robberies and murders?“
I then realized that
it’s a kids game
everyone has them so its more normalized and creates less of a feeling of power (or something idk)
there ARE frequent robberies/muggings, those people on those random trails who battle you? That’s just legalized mugging. If you win, they hand over money, if they win, you hand over money.
(this has no relation to real life issues its just a post about pokemon)
don’t you love it when a teacher assigns a project on something you’ve barely learned about because all the information you have on it is some points on a slideshow that was posted on google classroom because they’re absent and they don’t even give you the due date and the only information you have is that it could possibly be due next class because its homework
I feel like it would be good for my mental health if I could do a wyvern screech
Oh yeah I just remembered that the other thing I was obsessed with was space/spaceships, hmmm yes time to see if I can smash this together with my obsession with dragons to see what happens
[SYSTEM WARNING] eepy
Counter argument: neocities exists
THE GAYS
why is the concept of a dragon wielding a giant sword in its mouth so cool to me
like, imagine going off to slay this thing and its both bigger than you and it has a bigger sword than you and its staring you down with the most smug grin you’ve ever seen, and its not even a human.
maybe I should draw this…
man, the gourmand campaign is really fun to mess around with, its the last one I haven’t beat yet (besides hunter)