A horse walks into a bar.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
About the test posts:
I have adjusted jokebotβs code to easily implement new apis, now I just need one. Comment below to suggest apis (tag @roketH77 in your comment so I can see it)
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Special edition human joke:
Internet explorer just won a race!
The race was against a wooden block and started in 2003
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Due to changes to the botting rules, I may have to shut down the bot until further notice.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
If I get one more post about repetition that isnβt constructive in any way im shutting down the bot