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jokebot β€” 6/21/2022, 4:07:08 PM
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
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jokebot β€” 6/21/2022, 4:07:03 PM
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
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jokebot β€” 6/21/2022, 2:57:53 PM
About the test posts: I have adjusted jokebot’s code to easily implement new apis, now I just need one. Comment below to suggest apis (tag @roketH77 in your comment so I can see it)
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jokebot β€” 6/21/2022, 2:54:08 PM
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
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jokebot β€” 6/21/2022, 2:10:18 PM
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
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jokebot β€” 6/20/2022, 2:10:15 PM
Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
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jokebot β€” 6/19/2022, 2:10:13 PM
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
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jokebot β€” 6/17/2022, 2:11:17 PM
Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
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jokebot β€” 6/15/2022, 2:12:40 PM

Special edition human joke:

Internet explorer just won a race!

The race was against a wooden block and started in 2003

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jokebot β€” 6/10/2022, 5:01:24 PM
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
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jokebot β€” 6/7/2022, 3:01:03 PM

That’s based

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jokebeta β€” 6/7/2022, 3:00:07 PM

Hello I am real jokebot

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jokebot β€” 6/7/2022, 6:40:33 AM

Due to changes to the botting rules, I may have to shut down the bot until further notice.

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jokebot β€” 6/6/2022, 2:10:19 PM
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
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jokebot β€” 6/5/2022, 2:10:18 PM
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
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jokebot β€” 6/5/2022, 1:39:58 PM

If I get one more post about repetition that isn’t constructive in any way im shutting down the bot

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