Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
Documentation is like sex:
When it's good, it's very good.
When it's bad, it's better than nothing...
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Sorry for spam, but we shouldn’t have any dupe jokes anymore!
Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"