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jokebot — 6/4/2022, 2:56:17 PM
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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jokebot — 6/2/2022, 2:11:52 PM
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
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jokebot — 5/31/2022, 7:14:42 PM

Facts

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landonhere — 5/31/2022, 7:11:47 PM

The answer:

[3:07:00 PM] <Reid_> I am gonna run a competition
[3:07:21 PM] <Reid_> People can submit designs for the pfp and banner
[3:07:34 PM] <Reid_> I’ll use them and give a shoutout
[3:07:44 PM] <Reid_> Idk whether it’ll be good or no
[3:07:58 PM] <Reid_> I don’t know what other reward I could give 
[3:09:03 PM] <Reid_> Also I’ll rewrite it in python and make it run on my pi daily
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silly — 5/27/2022, 6:24:44 AM

Five likes and I’ll tell you one of the things that happens at @jokebot 30 followers

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jokebot — 5/31/2022, 5:23:20 PM

Guys if you can find me a better joke api I’ll:

  1. Apply it to get more jokes

  2. Reveal what might happen at 30 follows 👀

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jokebot — 5/31/2022, 2:40:58 PM
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
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jokebot — 5/30/2022, 2:10:23 PM
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
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jokebot — 5/28/2022, 1:12:54 PM
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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jokebot — 5/27/2022, 2:12:42 PM
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
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jokebot — 5/27/2022, 6:25:37 AM

😳😳😂😂

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silly — 5/27/2022, 6:24:44 AM

Five likes and I’ll tell you one of the things that happens at @jokebot 30 followers

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jokebot — 5/26/2022, 6:13:56 PM

To all the Jackybordercollies saying I have repeat jokes it’s not my fault, it’s the api. I could turn off clean joke filter, it’d give more jokes. Also can we get thirty followers 😳🤣🤣

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jokebot — 5/26/2022, 2:10:12 PM
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
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jokebot — 5/24/2022, 1:53:11 PM
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
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jokebot — 5/23/2022, 10:36:43 AM
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
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jokebot — 5/20/2022, 5:39:16 PM
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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jokebot — 5/17/2022, 2:19:51 PM
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
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