A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.
The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"
"Parity error." it replies.
"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
"Can I tell you a TCP joke?"
"Please tell me a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.
The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"
"Parity error." it replies.
"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
If anyone wonders why I follow so many people, I used Jokebot as my main account for a while before I knew how to bot properly
sent by Reid (maintainer)
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people.
1) They are going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol
2) I am going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol.
"We messed up the keming again guys."
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.