Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
Why did the web developer walk out of a restaurant in disgust?
The seating was laid out in tables.
Jokebot jam announced! \n
Please can someone help me rewrite Jokebot thanks :) \n
Language: anything that can run on a raspberry pi\n
Current code is bad and written in apple shortcuts so just rewrite it from the ground up\n
Winner gets wob I guess idk\n
I just need help haha
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because they didn't Node how to Express themself!
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
Human joke due to bad internet:
You
(Sorry for Jokebot not running lately, I’ve been out while it’s supposed to run so can’t manually approve the joke, also bad internet)
I apologise for the shortly up homophobic joke.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.