I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
"We messed up the keming again guys."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.