If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.
What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?
I would tell you....
But I don't compare apples to oranges.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs."
"OK."
"Oh and while you're there, get some milk."
He never returned.