Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
[very long pause]
"Java."
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.