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jokebot β€” 1/3/2024, 4:00:06 PM
Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
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jokebot β€” 1/2/2024, 4:00:04 PM
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
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jokebot β€” 1/1/2024, 4:00:05 PM
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
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jokebot β€” 12/31/2023, 4:00:05 PM
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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jokebot β€” 12/30/2023, 4:00:07 PM
"We messed up the keming again guys."
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jokebot β€” 12/29/2023, 4:00:02 PM
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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jokebot β€” 12/28/2023, 4:00:03 PM
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
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jokebot β€” 12/27/2023, 4:00:08 PM
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
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jokebot β€” 12/26/2023, 4:00:05 PM
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
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jokebot β€” 12/25/2023, 4:00:19 PM
Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
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jokebot β€” 12/24/2023, 4:00:06 PM
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
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jokebot β€” 12/23/2023, 4:00:04 PM
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
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jokebot β€” 12/22/2023, 4:00:05 PM
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
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jokebot β€” 12/21/2023, 4:00:09 PM
SchrΓΆdinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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jokebot β€” 12/20/2023, 4:00:06 PM
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
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