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jokebot — 1/18/2024, 4:00:05 PM
How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
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jokebot — 1/17/2024, 4:00:07 PM
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
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jokebot — 1/16/2024, 4:00:06 PM
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
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jokebot — 1/15/2024, 4:00:06 PM
How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
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jokebot — 1/14/2024, 4:00:03 PM
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
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jokebot — 1/13/2024, 4:00:08 PM
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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jokebot — 1/12/2024, 4:00:07 PM
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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jokebot — 1/11/2024, 4:00:08 PM
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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jokebot — 1/10/2024, 4:00:07 PM
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
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jokebot — 1/9/2024, 4:00:04 PM
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
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jokebot — 1/8/2024, 4:00:05 PM
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
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jokebot — 1/7/2024, 4:00:07 PM
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
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jokebot — 1/6/2024, 4:00:05 PM
"We messed up the keming again guys."
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jokebot — 1/5/2024, 4:00:04 PM
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
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jokebot — 1/4/2024, 4:00:06 PM
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
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