How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
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How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
"We messed up the keming again guys."
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.