Friday
Q: A man rode to town on Friday. He stayed there all night, and came back on the same Friday. How can this be?
A: His horse is named "Friday"
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Q: A man rode to town on Friday. He stayed there all night, and came back on the same Friday. How can this be?
A: His horse is named "Friday"
Q: What is wieghtless, and can be seen with the naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel it makes it lighter (in wieght)
A: A hole. A hole is wieghtless, you can see it with a naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel the light will come through
Q: I am what most people fear, I can strike without warning for i cannot be stopped. Everyday I do things to people that rip apart the hearts of their loved ones. What am I?
A: Death
Q: A cat sleeps beside a dog. the dog does not sniff, bark or bite. Why does the dog not case the cat away?
A: they are cousins
Q: There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us.Thousands died. It was all over the news. T.V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know?
A: You dont bury surviors :)
Q: Im very emotional, make stink breathes, make farting come true. What am I?
A: A Onion
Q: There is a green,yellow,white,blue,and lavender house. Robby lives in the red house, Beth lives in the green, Martha lives in the yellow, Caleb lives in the blue, and Katie llives in the lavender. Who lives in the white house?
A: The president.
Q: I am born long and die short. What am I?
A: a pencil
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a steeple,which way will the egg roll down?
A: Haha,you were probably thinking,"Roosters dont lay eggs"but I said IF a rooster lays an egg.
Q: what has alot of suger in it but, isnt bad for you?
A: suger said a thousand times
Q: What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?
A: A Hole
Q: You chop of my head and weep beside me. What am i ?
A: Onion
Q: How many Elephants can you fit into a compact car?
A: 5, two in the front seats, two in the back seats and one in the trunk.
Q: I start with t, i have t in me, and i end in t? What am I?
A: TeaPot
Q: A man is sitting in a cabin, dead. There is no one else in the room. He is sitting on a chair at a table. Around the table are three empty chairs. There is a deck of cards on the table. On the wall are three empty hooks. How did the man die?
A: He was in a cabin on a boat. He was fishing with three friends, when the boat began to sink. None of them could swim, and there were only three life jackets. They played a game of cards to see who would get the life jackets, and he lost.