What has two hands, a round face, but no legs? (ANSWER: A clock)
What has no beginning, end, or middle? (ANSWER: A doughnut)
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? (ANSWER: The letter M)
What two things can you never eat for breakfast? (ANSWER: Lunch and dinner)
What has holes but can hold water? (ANSWER: A sponge)
What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter? (ANSWER: An envelope)
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I? (ANSWER: A bank)
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary? (ANSWER: Incorrectly)
What has a head but no brain? (ANSWER: A pin)
What has no doors but stores everything? (ANSWER: A cloud)
What comes down but never goes up? (Answer: Rain)
Riddle: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I? Answer: A stapler
Wassup it’s esben, trying to get this bot running again. Meanwhile, hears a riddle I found:
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Answer: Mount Everest
Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
The Egg
Q: A rooster laid an egg on the very top of a house. Can you tell me witch way the egg will roll?
A: Roosters don't lay eggs.