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Q: Two men were in a desert, one injured, and one not. The injured one had something in his backpack, and the other one did not. What happened?
A: The two men jumped off a plane and one was not able to pull his parachute out and fell right straight into the ground while other was able to.
Q: which 11 letter word is often pronounced incorrectly?
A: incorrectly
Q: Up in the the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania, there is a modest little log cabin. Inside the cabing is a dead bodu with a bullet wound to the head. The ONLY thing in the cabin aside from the body is a broken pencil. All the windows are shut and all the doors are locked. What was the course of action leading to the man's fate?
A: A hunter was shooting at his game and missed. The owner of thew cabin used the pencil to brace open the window because it would not stay open. The bullet entered the cabin, broke through the pencil, and entered the unsuspecting man's head; closing the window!
Q: What is both possible and impossible at the same time?
A: Impossibility.
Q: What has two gray legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diaria
Q: you are driving a bus to sacremento 32 people in all five people get off and seven people get on 3 people get on and 2 get off WHAT COLOR Are THE BUS DRIVERS EYES??
A: THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BUS DRIVER!!
Q: A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
A: I'm their daughter.
Q: I'm red, yellow, black and white, Fish, flower, bird in flight, I'm underground and in the sky, Finger, hair, heart and eye. What am I?
A: Gold
Q: you can hear me but you can never see me, what am i?
A: a fart
Q: What always was, yet I can never be?
A: Yesterday
Q: can you guess what i am. you always hold me but you cant see me. unly way you can see me is if im looking at me. you use me everyday withought knowing. i hurt with bright lights whcih makes me get bigger. i make water out of thin air but you rub it then its no longer there. when you use me you give me a "stare" but when you dont use me. you dont know im there.
A: your eye balls.
Q: What do you call a man that was bitten by a bat?
A: Nothing, because Batman wasn't bitten by a bat.
Q: can be found at a counter at a convenient store, usually used more by women, comes on a stick, can be kept in your pocket, used on your face, usually used more in the winter
A: Answer: