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oren — 6/28/2025, 7:57:21 PM

As President, I will:

• Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!

• Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!

• Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!

• Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!

• Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!

• Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!

• Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!

• Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!

• Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!

• End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!

• Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!

• Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!

• Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!

• Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!

• Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!

• I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.

I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!

president24 — 6/23/2025, 6:07:44 PM

📰 OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

Today I am doing a policy speedrun to fulfil every manifesto promise I haven’t completed yet. Each point number from my manifesto is in square brackets:

1. We’ve gotten the Oxford English dictionary to change the spelling of “enclosure” to “inclosure,” [2] meaning the acronym of the FBI is now Funny Baboon Inclosure. [3]

   

2. We have renamed New York to New York New York, so with its state its New York New York New York. [7]

   

3. Bologna has been criminalised [9] and decriminalised. [10]

4. Everyday is now Independence Day! [13]

5. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal "bodeboop". A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready… Start! [14]

6. Our flag now has a cool dragon on it. [18]

   

7. The national motto is now “E Pluribus Unum? I hardly know ‘em!” [22]

8. The Supreme Court is now the Soup Meme Court. [23]

   

9. Gerrymandering is legal only if your name is Gerry. [24]

10. Tax fraud is OK sometimes but the IRS won’t tell you when and why. [25]

PRESS RELEASE ENDS

doubledenial — 6/22/2025, 9:33:29 PM

BlinkAndYouCrash v1.02 is here!

It may be a year overdue, but BAYC just got touchscreen support. I implore you to try it out on your smartphone; it might be more fun than playing with a mouse! I find it works best if you use a portrait orientation, go into fullscreen in the options, and scrub your finger along the bottom during play.

Speaking of fullscreen, the mouse experience has been improved, too. Mouse control now magnifies relative to the game screen, so you move just as fast no matter what. Will this be the last update? Who knows.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/926078

https://doubledenial.itch.io/blinkandyoucrash

geo — 6/19/2025, 10:16:09 PM

yk its peak weather when u can leave the windows open at night