Bro does not understand how Wikipedia works
Firstly, I already made a draft, located at User:Not-cheesewhisk3rs/wasteof.money
Secondly, good luck finding the SIGCOV
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!
Yeah I’m gonna use your page if I can. At least I’m gonna try
No, you can't use that because it doesn’t have SIGnifiicant COVerage from multiple reliable, independent, secondary sources e.g. news websites. It’ll need a few years to reach this point.
What if I could get significant coverage? lol
If you can get popular newspapers to publish articles on wasteof that would definitely get the significant coverage, so if you can, please so
Yeah I will try to do that, that’s why you should vote for me
If/when you do that I’d be happy to help
Though, I’m part of kiwi’s government now so I have a slight bias…
Yeah for sure. I’d probably reach out to news outlets or YouTube channels about weird stuff on the internet to share this community. Not sure yet tho
A YouTube channel is not a WP:INDEPENDENT source, but a newspaper is, even if it isn’t a very famous one, so that’s your best option.
Yeah
I mean, when those sources will exist I’m going to add the sources to the page, but that'll likely happen after the next election.