reading a large amount of onion articles for the wasted onion has certainly made me feel this way too lmao
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Still a secret.
reading a large amount of onion articles for the wasted onion has certainly made me feel this way too lmao
it would be very funny if jeffalo or a mod locked this post
opened twitter for the first time in ages just to see how bad its got and within mere minutes i saw multiple ai generated vidoes posted by accounts with ai pfps that have barely 100 likes, alt-right accounts complaining about “wokeness”, and a video of a dog fight. i have never once shown interest in any of these things, yet twitter is interjecting this content amongst tweets of people i follow and things i like and enjoy, it’s eerie how the algorithm is now so clearly skewing people into a certain direction and way of thinking.
moral of the story is i’m glad i stopped using twitter.
was unfortunate enough to catch a glimpse of celebrity big brother uk today and while the show itself is awful and is designed to be as sensationalist as possible to get media attention because god forbid you make anything that actually can stand on its own without just being an outrage machine, i noticed a strange logo in the corner that looked odd, i presumed it was something that was added by someone else rather than itv (the tv network airing big brother), but alas, this is the official logo used alongside the typical eye logo you know big brother by. i don’t think i need to explain why its bad, it looks like a logo i would’ve made in sve circa 2016 or in microsoft publisher on a school computer running windows 7. can’t fathon who signed off on this, actually, probably the same people who signed off on allowing big brother uk to limp on lmao.
for the folks curious i am working on the suggested headlines and stories you post to the wasted onions wall and whatnot, it takes a little bit of time since I write the articles by myself and try to make them funny and in the style of the onion, plus I don't want to clog your feeds too much with posts from it. but please, do keep suggesting ideas if you have them! I'll get around to them.
I'm imposing a 69% retaliatory tariff against @da-ta for being a stupid dork
you had a perfect opportunity to rob a bank and you didn't take it, you were in the belly of the beast and failed to take advantage, weak grindset smh head
Today was my last last doing work experience at a bank! It was very fun but finance is so much more complicated than I anticipated…, which really isn’t a surprise when you think about it
