for the folks curious i am working on the suggested headlines and stories you post to the wasted onions wall and whatnot, it takes a little bit of time since I write the articles by myself and try to make them funny and in the style of the onion, plus I don't want to clog your feeds too much with posts from it. but please, do keep suggesting ideas if you have them! I'll get around to them.
gotta use one for a school current event one day