Since the president was tricked into.. “visiting” a place that “exists”, I, as your Head of Commerce and Trade, will enact a plan to “temporarily” take control of the government for the “time being” to “make sure things run smoothly” while the president is “away”.
But first, I'd like to take a moment to thank my generous sponsors, @thrat, @leaks, and @ilovetimhortons.
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