dertermenter — 9/12/2025, 1:21:25 PM

This is deadass one of the funniest posts I’ve seen like imagine taking time out of your day to create this criminal map😭😭😭

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oren — 9/12/2025, 2:30:32 AM

This is a map of all of these countries that also have direct flights to America - perfect for fleeing the crime.

Out of all of these, I think Togo or Cote d’Ivoire would be the most safe for escaping if you’re willing to live in an undeveloped place, as they’re unlikely to be very able to collaborate with police. You can just kind of disappear pretty easily. But you’d have to book a visa in advance.

The nicest option would be Morocco or the gulf states, but both are more likely and more able to work with America.

I’m not a criminal I promise

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oren — 9/12/2025, 2:18:21 AM

Map of countries that don’t have an extradition treaty with the US, but do allow somewhat easy travel from there. If you’re going to commit a crime and flee, go to one of these places.

Green is actually visa-free, red you have to obtain some kind of visa. Grey means you can’t go there without risk of being sent back to America.

Which country do you think would be the best? Personally, I think Senegal or Morocco.

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luckythecat:

average Oren for you lol

9/12/2025, 2:07:51 PM
wahsp:

My job for the past few weeks has been nothing but making maps about infrastructure in my county, I would totally do this

I actually started making a political map for fun the other afternoon but I didn’t finish it and I haven’t had the time to see it through 😔

9/12/2025, 1:34:57 PM
dertermenter:

I do think Orens post was interesting btw, I just find it funny how he thought “what countries are the best for a criminal to escape to from the US?”

9/12/2025, 1:41:21 PM
wahsp:

A useful guide just in case 😉

9/12/2025, 1:46:23 PM
salad:

i wish i was you wahphs

9/12/2025, 9:29:31 PM
wahsp:

follow your dreams and you too can be underpaid

9/14/2025, 2:01:26 AM
dertermenter:

(The post I find interesting btw but just find it funny Oren had a thought about this)

9/12/2025, 1:22:07 PM
oren:

Yeah I was thinking about where the Kirk shooter could escape to, and decided to make this. Welcome to my brain

9/12/2025, 1:35:29 PM
esben:

Well he’s caught now lmaooo

9/12/2025, 2:35:51 PM
oren:

Yeah killers are just not smart, they never flee the country. That’s why they kill in the first place ig, they’re missing some intelligence

9/12/2025, 3:18:24 PM
esben:

plus, i feel like he had time. I believe the FBI guy said it wasn’t until the evening of the 11th (the following day) that his parents turned him into the FBI. He definitely could have gotten on a flight in the evening on the 10th.

9/12/2025, 3:43:05 PM
oren:

He definitely did - he could have planned it to change clothes, dye his hair, then fly to somewhere else.

Or, just never admit it because the only way he was caught is he admitted it to his family. But I’m sure that’s hard to do, especially if you have a certain personality type

9/12/2025, 3:45:15 PM
esben:

I feel like he would have gotten caught without his family. I think I remember hearing the FBI mention how they got “High quality footage”. With that, plus the palm print on the gun, it was only a matter of time

9/12/2025, 3:56:40 PM
oren:

Yeah they would have traced the gun serial number I guess. If he had gotten a non-traceable gun and worn gloves he could have gotten away with it in plain sight.

9/12/2025, 5:07:52 PM