wastedonion — 9/11/2025, 7:59:19 PM

C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!

https://theonion.com/cmon-everybody-theres-too-many-of-us-for-them-to-stop-us-from-jerking-off-all-at-once/

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salad:

Love this coverage!

9/11/2025, 8:03:06 PM
wastedonion:

Ah, an obedient news consumer, delightful.

9/11/2025, 10:02:09 PM