wastedonion — 8/30/2025, 9:21:57 PM

ICYMI: White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body

https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

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paradocktheman:

it doesn’t feel like satire

8/31/2025, 1:13:32 AM
owl:

Free han

8/31/2025, 7:23:40 AM