Daily Election Update: After the assassination of TallPeter, candidates have been sending condolences as well as soberly reflecting on whether they’re also screwed.
Updates from the campaign trail:
Posting an image of himself to wasteof wearing a balaclava and sunglasses as well as making gestures to the camera, voters are now confused as to whether Oren is an ICE agent or a member of MS13 that needs to be sent to El Salvador.
Apologising for writing excessively long posts on wasteof, Kiwi has promised to rewrite all of his posts into Wingdings to win back voters.
Forgetting they were still on the air on lesser news outlet MSNBC, The-Owlsss said “I ain’t scared of any assassins! I’ve played all the Assassin Creed games! Yeehaw!”
Hello Thrat, we here in The Wasted Onion newsroom saw your post admitting to murdering TallPeter and that you may kill Oren if we don’t write about you. Well, here you are, you are in The Only News Source, soak up all that attention you crave and heed the killings.
Through these turbulent times, V1 is still mentioned in The Wasted Onion unlike those slackers at CNN and Fox News.
In a shocking revelation, Pufferfish101007 has not added more to their manifesto at a later date even though it is now a later date.
WannaBeRose didn’t have time to insult us today due to mourning the loss of TallPeter, a truly towering tall guy taller than all the other tall people who are tall but not as tall as TallPeter.
Is this a Hi Thrat reference