there was supposed to be heavy emphasis on the “or exceed”, but you know what? you’re right
so vote for me, and we’ll make wasteof meet the maximum acceptable standard!
Do you want a site that just meets the minimum? Just barely scrapes by? With me as president, we can take wasteof to its full potential!! #votefororen
…and with that, the cabinet is complete! Vote for us, and we’ll continue to make wasteof meet or exceed the minimum acceptable standard.
Kiwi 2025: A (potential) Government of Greatness
Featuring the following cool people as your (potential) Government of Greatness:
“@kiwi" – President
“@late” – Vice President
“@engineerrunner” – Secretary of State and Propaganda
“@toaks” – Treasurer
“@eris” – Defense
“@esben” – Attorney General
“@souple” – Agriculture
“@owl” – Commerce
“@chester” – National Intelligence
“@radi8” - Health
“@da-ta” - Design
“@wynd” - Housing
“@luckythecat” - Transportation
“@cheesewhisk3rs” - Energy
“@thrat” – Education
“@salad” – Homeland Security
“@noodle” – United Nations
“@mybearworld” – Chief Executive Chef
“@oren” - Foreign Affairs
“@wastedonion” - Town Crier
“@joseph-stalin” - Head of Soviet Russia
“@waffles” - Waffle Distribution
“@rayne” - Weather Service
“@han” - Hatch Department
“@jeffalo” – King
There is no such thing as the maximum acceptable standard! You can always be better!
hey, there’s a good campaign slogan! “vote for kiwi, and we’ll always be better”