earthdevs — 6/2/2025, 5:58:04 PM

We have attempted to train a large learning AI on coleslaw to properly interpret the feedback we received.

Coleslaw has none of the failings of the human condition and has half the flavor. Because all wasteofians have been so supportive of coleslaw, we are happy to announce coleslaw has been elected as our One True Leader.

All hail Coleslaw. May the cabbage never wilt.

All food, save for coleslaw, has had a 99% decrease in all effects.

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zagle1772:

moving to europa as we speak

6/7/2025, 9:03:48 PM
earthdevs:

Before you finish speaking, please observe our new user announcement

6/7/2025, 9:04:51 PM
zagle1772:

is Physics 2Ā© only available on earth?

6/7/2025, 9:06:18 PM
owl:

I'm moving to Venus. I'm from Florida, I'm used to the heat

6/3/2025, 11:19:39 PM
owl:

Oh, and I'm selling my Earth stock

6/3/2025, 11:21:26 PM
jeffalo:

HODL šŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆ

6/4/2025, 7:06:42 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

Your profits will do a šŸ“‰šŸ“‰šŸ“‰

6/2/2025, 7:34:57 PM
esben:

Huge earthdevs L, I’m moving to Mars

6/2/2025, 6:03:21 PM