dertermenter — 5/30/2025, 8:41:44 PM

To the salad stans out there - if you wake up one day and you’re genuinely craving a salad, than you need to go into rehab

“Italian dressing makes it good” it’s a SALAD so it’s C tier max - and most salads are piles of leafs which is F tier

Coleslaw is consistent food with a consistent sauce where every component matters. Mayo is good but it isn’t saving the carrots. Italian dressing is good but it’s saving the bland leafs in the salad.

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dertermenter — 5/30/2025, 7:41:42 AM

Coleslaw is fucking good, has a good crunch to it and the mayo makes a delicious sauce

If you don’t like mayo than grow the fuck up

“Eat a salad” mfs are also annoying I don’t eat salads as they’re bland coleslaw isn’t bland

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thrat:

I CRAVE SALAD ALL THE TIME, NEVER COLESLAW!!!!

5/30/2025, 11:08:17 PM
salad:

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5/30/2025, 8:56:58 PM
esben:

Do you think coleslaw would be better if it had a good dressing, like ranch

5/30/2025, 8:48:57 PM
oren:

Ragebait used to be believable blud

5/30/2025, 9:05:50 PM
esben:

Do you hate ranch, or the idea of ranch in coleslaw

5/30/2025, 9:09:02 PM
zagle1772:

waow 46 seconds ago

5/30/2025, 9:10:38 PM
oren:

I like ranch but dert is strongly anti-ranch so I thought you were trolling him

5/30/2025, 10:18:18 PM
esben:

ah, i didn’t know

5/30/2025, 10:29:13 PM
oren:

/s

5/30/2025, 9:06:02 PM
dertermenter:

mayo clears “ranch”

5/30/2025, 9:30:48 PM
oren:

You have the lettuce in there for the crunch and texture, not the flavor blud. The dressing is for the flavor.

I will admit, a Turkish or Greek salad is way better than normal salad though.

5/30/2025, 8:46:28 PM
dertermenter:

TURKISH LMAOOOO that shit is ASS it’s mostly red cabbage (or is it onions) that are way too overpowering

5/30/2025, 8:47:32 PM