“You find the gatekept song right on the floor next to you, and it’s revealed”
You find a piece of paper with the name of the gatekept song
“Ang… Ahh!”
The song gets blasted by a gamma ray and vaporizes in front of you before you can read anything
What now?
You pick the lock…
Using a paperclip in your pocket, you try to do this and get ready, however, it doesn’t open
Thats when you realize there are two keys which must be inserted at the same time.
You use the other key you found on the other lock but it doesn’t work.
What now?
You try the key that you found earlier..
You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!
Now what…
Find the rest of the key shards
Pick the lock
Buy another key
Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.
You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.
“Where we heading?” Says the monster
“Back to where we came here from!”
You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.
“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”
“So can you tell me the song?” you reply
“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”
Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies 🥀
What now?
Yell “WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ACTUALLY STOPPED AND ATE SOME CANDY? DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER!? HAVE YOU EVER TASTED ANYTHING SWEET IN YOUR LIFE?!?” in the general direction of the gamma ray’s source.