The Wasted Onion is the world’s most reliable news organisation in the world, with a daily readership of 6.7 trillion, we are the most trusted news provider ever. We are also the most reliable human trafficking operator and the premier hiring agency for child slaves. We are also proud to be named the world’s “sexiest news organisation” for the 29th year running by the DPRK, beating out failing organisations like The Associated Press and Reuters.