wastedonion β€” 3/10/2025, 8:57:10 PM

Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Dell OptiPlex Hosting Wasteof Goes On Strike

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owl:

Erm not according to the two other most trusted sources, @leaks and @missinformation

3/10/2025, 8:59:53 PM
wastedonion:

The Wasted Onion reporting is from first hand, verified sources close to the situation. It also helped that we bribed the local homeless guy to ask the Dell OptiPlex why it’s on strike since the last time we interviewed it our intern spilled their iced coffee over them.

3/10/2025, 9:05:30 PM
esben:

bro is quick with the design

3/10/2025, 8:57:33 PM
owl:

Wasteof was down for hours

3/10/2025, 8:59:09 PM
wastedonion:

The Wasted Onion is dedicated to timely reporting that ensure our readers are informed on the latest developments, especially when we can farm likes and engagement to grow our ruthless media empire.

3/10/2025, 9:02:05 PM