allyz — 7/15/2023, 7:41:27 PM

watching my best friends commit food crimes at lunch that would make God himself turn away is… definitely interesting

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jeffalo:

where do food crimes get charged for? the food court?

7/16/2023, 1:20:14 PM
asfsdgdfd:

that is actually amazing

7/16/2023, 2:43:13 PM
allyz:

you win 🥇

7/16/2023, 5:33:59 PM
mybearworld:

could you, for scientific research, provide examples

7/15/2023, 7:46:06 PM
allyz:

plant-based field roast sandwich with a chocolate chip cookie, oreo, teriyaki glaze, lemon bar crust and part of the filling, and what im pretty sure was either feta cheese or whipped cream, doused with a generous amount of water that i think was dosed with red-40 and normal pepsi

7/15/2023, 8:04:33 PM
mybearworld:

oh, that’s…. wow

7/15/2023, 8:08:05 PM
supercash:

bruh

7/15/2023, 8:48:24 PM
russian:

never too late to dispose of them

7/15/2023, 9:26:45 PM
allyz:

LMFAO

7/16/2023, 3:12:19 AM
micahlt:

that *does* break the Geneva Convention!

7/16/2023, 3:42:05 AM