russian — 7/9/2023, 9:27:54 PM

>be me

>wakes up at 5 am

>decides to go on a walk

>forgets i lost my leg whilst fighting intergalactic aliens the other day

>remembers im a lizard and grows my legs back instantaneously

>”IM THE ALPHA (RAAAH) IM THE LEADER (RAAAAH) OF THIS PACK (HOWLS IN SIGMA WOLF TOUNGE)”

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