oren — 3/8/2023, 1:14:13 AM

Forget zodiac signs, try this:

Google “florida man [insert your birthday here]” and tell us what comes up. Mine is “Florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse on multiple occasions”

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june_:

Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain

(it is in florida so it counts)

3/8/2023, 9:17:36 PM
oren:

Bro is a shaman fr 💀

3/8/2023, 9:22:04 PM
june_:

Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain

(it is in florida so it counts)

3/8/2023, 9:17:36 PM
stareye:

Florida man climbs playground, tells kids where babies come from

3/8/2023, 2:59:22 PM
yuri:

Florida man accused of killing iguana uses 'stand your ground' defense to try to get charge dropped

3/8/2023, 2:38:17 PM
slider_on_the_black:

Florida man arrested for DUI after he smoked pot to prepare for jesus to return

3/8/2023, 6:14:34 AM
pkmnq:

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage.

3/8/2023, 2:56:40 AM
grippins:

10/7?

3/8/2023, 4:14:32 AM
pkmnq:

Yes

3/8/2023, 6:45:26 AM
radi8:

o_O

beastiality is literally illegal

3/8/2023, 1:43:52 AM
oren:

Hence he was arrested

3/8/2023, 2:18:54 AM
radi8:

wasn’t it his dog?

3/8/2023, 12:54:08 PM
grippins:

so true bestie ✨

3/8/2023, 4:07:05 AM