happy day commonly asociated with that bird that in contemporary english is commonly referred to by the name of that one country
skibidi goon
happy day commonly asociated with that bird that in contemporary english is commonly referred to by the name of that one country
for many seconds, i thought it was a stupid pun like haha opening windows
just watched ghostbusters. my favorite part was when they said βit's ghost bustinβ timeβ and busted all over the ghosts
an unfunny post, thatβs what
What was that? π€¨
i am committing tax fraud
(for legal reasons this is a joke, irs)
you: (hm wasnβt there someone saying something about that?)
i am committing tax fraud
(for legal reasons this is a joke, irs)
you: (hm wasnβt there someone saying something about that?)
bazinga
nuh uh
I just realized how much @zagle1772 reposts itβs like thatβs all zagle does
people are like βomg I'm so cynicalβ clearly you have never lived inside of a large ceramic jar and beat your meat at people to win arguments
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Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
test
*clears throat*
*slams table*
*chugs 2 litres of petrol*
*smashes toilet with sledgehammer*
*drops 500kg bomb on bank*
annoy people by rounding time minutes to the nearest fifth of an hour, rather than quarters
Prithee forsooth!
When I was but a wee lad, my only wish in the world was to travel through the recesses of the earth and extract resources
https://youtu.be/_zUh7tWXK1I