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Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Pete Hegseth: ‘All Soldiers Must Be Submissive And Breedable’
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Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Pete Hegseth: ‘All Soldiers Must Be Submissive And Breedable’
one of the few things I hate about cold weather is that my fingers get cold easy, and it makes typing harder. I don’t want to wear gloves :(
As the treasurer of the new Crack House, I was not informed of this important change. However, I stand behind it whole-heartedly. Money wasted is money well-spent. Moreover, I want to announce a new policy for stores, both physical and digital to implement:
The Evil sale
An evil sale is a reverse sale, making the price for a product increase rather than decrease. Although this idea has not been discussed or approved, it is guaranteed to reinvigorate the economy, and, most importantly, waste more money!
Thank you for your time,
Toaks
Tariffs. They suck. We all know they suck. And after having to spend an additional $15 to buy my Playdate about a month ago, I’ve realized that they suck.
So, I’m proud to announce - negative tariffs! They’re like tariffs, but negative. We’ll be enacting a -100% tariff on all movies produced outside Wasteoftopia so you can all be citizens of the world or whatever your guys’ newfangled term for it is.
Secondly, we’ll be enacting a -29.10% tariff on Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda from Australia. This is definitely something that will benefit you all and not just me feeding my addiction to Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda. Emphasis on “not just.”
And last, we’ll be enacting a -500% tariff on all Tim Hortons products, because my administration has heard from you all, and I fully agree - @ilovetimhortons too.
This is not the end of our reverse tariff endeavors - we at the KiwiLate Science Lab are always devising ways to waste (or gain) money.
Tune in soon for our next round of policy enactments. @leaks has confirmed that some policies might be enacted when this post is made.
- President Kiwi
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
https://theonion.com/talk-of-fascism-dangerous-warns-ministry-of-compliance/
I finally finished the script to my pilot. yippee
It's so sad there's no modern perpetual Photoshop license. I would gladly pay $100-200 (USD) to have access to Photoshop forever, but nooo it has to be a subscription
Yayay I got my new vinyl from that group I recommended a few days ago, Meldrop. It's the 31st they've sold!
Hey guys, if you use Spotify and share song links online and want to remain anonymous, please disable Spotify messages in settings. If anyone has ever opened a Spotify link you have sent, your potentially personal profile will now automatically be available to them.
You can find this in settings, and it's on by default
I recently found a small group called Meldrop and holy moly their music is fire. It might be the fastest I've ever ordered a vinyl, like actually awesome stuff
It’s pretty weird looking back at my old posts. . . I have grown a lot as a person during my time here
