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theglasspenguin — 8/31/2022, 7:35:36 PM
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theglasspenguin — 8/31/2022, 7:05:59 PM

“THIS PARROT IS NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!”

Context: someone killed someone else’s parrot on a Minecraft server and then posted this in the chat

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theglasspenguin — 8/31/2022, 7:05:59 PM

“THIS PARROT IS NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!”

Context: someone killed someone else’s parrot on a Minecraft server and then posted this in the chat

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theglasspenguin — 8/31/2022, 4:23:01 PM

back at you kind (insert name here)

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silly — 8/31/2022, 7:52:15 AM

Ratio²

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theglasspenguin — 8/30/2022, 8:22:53 PM

eat ratio child

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silly — 8/30/2022, 6:45:16 PM

Hello

Ratio if you see this (and I know you will) try and ratio me

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theglasspenguin — 8/31/2022, 4:21:01 PM

NoT aNYMOre TheRe’s A BlAnket

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grippins — 8/31/2022, 2:38:19 PM

the sun is a deadly laser

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allyz — 8/31/2022, 6:30:03 AM

you really are a ray of sunshine

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theglasspenguin — 8/31/2022, 1:02:15 AM

so school starts soon and we were at the school doing the stuff you do before school starts

and the computer i had to use to do part of said stuff did this the moment i opened it:

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theglasspenguin — 8/30/2022, 8:22:53 PM

eat ratio child

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silly — 8/30/2022, 6:45:16 PM

Hello

Ratio if you see this (and I know you will) try and ratio me

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theglasspenguin — 8/29/2022, 10:36:18 PM

i’m busy getting stuff off of my school computer using a flash drive, but every time i plug the flash drive into my linux system, it looks blank (folders show, but are still blank, however) despite the fact that i put files on it

chromebooks suck

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theglasspenguin — 8/28/2022, 4:57:44 PM

no

the “hardest game on earth” title goes to “I Wanna Be The Guy”

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burrito — 8/28/2022, 2:01:44 PM

Geometry Dash is the hardest game on earth

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theglasspenguin — 8/27/2022, 4:41:58 AM

W H E R E I S T H E - oh wait found it

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theglasspenguin — 8/26/2022, 9:42:20 PM

WHAT NO

I was going to host my javascript projects there but I guess I can’t since I have no credit card…

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frigidus — 8/26/2022, 7:18:16 PM

Check out this new article on Frigidus, your tech news aggregate: Heroku announces plans to eliminate free plans, blaming ‘fraud and abuse’

Heroku announced that it would eliminate all of its free plans and delete inactive accounts -- a major pivot for the Salesforce-owned service, which has offered free tiers for over a decade.

Read more on frigidus.micahlindley.com

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theglasspenguin — 8/26/2022, 4:19:38 AM

“hey why won’t the clock turn back on, i just put fresh batteries in-oh wait i forgot to put the battery cover back on”

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theglasspenguin — 8/24/2022, 11:06:52 PM

yay my website’s back!

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theglasspenguin — 8/23/2022, 10:43:12 PM

YAY MY WEBSITE JUST DIED AND NOW REDIRECTS TO A 403!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

(*screaming*)

i honestly don’t know how, or how long this has been happening, but for some reason my website doesn’t load and instead goes to a 403. i’ve managed to make it redirect to my scratch profile, but literally nobody can access it, not even me. fun

EDIT: so uhh, i’ve been doing some digging on my analytics tool, and the last pageview was at 12:43 PM yesterday, so that kinda helps me figure out when exactly the website went down.

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theglasspenguin — 8/24/2022, 8:10:55 PM

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oren — 8/24/2022, 7:14:52 PM

If you discriminate because your religion tells you to, you have the wrong religion

If you discriminate because someone has a certain religion, you’re stupid

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grippins — 8/23/2022, 5:38:54 PM

Religion is not an excuse for discrimination

Edit: like this post if you think genshin impact is a good game kidding kidding

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theglasspenguin — 8/24/2022, 4:13:06 PM

i contacted the web host for help almost 12 hours ago, and they still haven’t replied.

i’ve tried emailing their customer support, and i get an automated response from “Adam” who tells me to just open a ticket in the control panel, and when I do, they never reply.

hopefully they do reply

or maybe i can become pro gamer and break myself out of this

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theglasspenguin — 8/23/2022, 10:43:12 PM

YAY MY WEBSITE JUST DIED AND NOW REDIRECTS TO A 403!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

(*screaming*)

i honestly don’t know how, or how long this has been happening, but for some reason my website doesn’t load and instead goes to a 403. i’ve managed to make it redirect to my scratch profile, but literally nobody can access it, not even me. fun

EDIT: so uhh, i’ve been doing some digging on my analytics tool, and the last pageview was at 12:43 PM yesterday, so that kinda helps me figure out when exactly the website went down.

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theglasspenguin — 8/23/2022, 11:39:37 PM

welcome to the uncanny valley

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burger — 8/21/2022, 1:30:38 AM

Metaverse

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