Despite computerisation making industry more efficient, people are unhappier than ever
The IRS wins every lottery and jackpots because the winner has to pay half of their winnings to them.
Gay men usually have a lot of women friends, but lesbians rarely have a lot of straight male friends.
There must be a considerable number of Messis, Ronaldos, Bill Gates and other equally talented potentials that were simply born in the wrong place so the world never got to learn about their talent.
Men are trained to never assume a woman is flirting with them. Women are trained always assume a man is flirting with them.
The meat industry couldn't come up with a better smear campaign for vegans than PETA if they tried.
It's been about 10,000 years, and we're still eating bread.
There are more than a handful people that have had crushes on you without you knowing
In the Walking Dead for 10 seasons not one single nuclear power plant exploded.
Countries that want people to have more kids seem to really like making everything involved in that decision really expensive.
It will eventually become common for people with $1 million in their bank account to worry about paying bills.
Ratatouille is a mecha anime.
Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest.
They really never made that iPhone 9
Kinda seems like the studios caved pretty quick once they started running low on banked materiel