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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/28/2023, 6:00:03 PM
The three musketeers are always depicted using swords instead of, you know, muskets
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/27/2023, 6:00:02 PM
You're just expected to follow and know the law, especially once you turn 18.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/26/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Gengis Khan likely had an STD
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/25/2023, 6:00:02 PM
It is still unacceptable to drink nonalcoholic beer in most situations that you wouldn’t be able to drink a regular one
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/24/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Attractive people must often overestimate how funny they actually are
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/23/2023, 6:00:02 PM
telling people that fruit is filled with sugars is the biggest scare tactic ever.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/23/2023, 5:59:53 AM
The Most Famous German Was Austrian
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/21/2023, 6:56:13 PM
No one prepares you for the fact that you have to figure out what to eat for every meal for the rest of your life
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/20/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Millennials gained and lost the skill to text from their pockets without looking
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/19/2023, 6:00:02 PM
It’s honestly an incredible feat that we put humans on the moon with such limited technology, and it’s never talked about anymore. Kinda weird
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/18/2023, 6:00:02 PM
The human race is extremely lucky that the continents drifted apart.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/17/2023, 6:00:03 PM
People worry about their webcams but still use phones that unlock by recognizing their face
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/16/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Poor kids know that they are poor far earlier than rich kids know that they are rich.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/15/2023, 6:00:02 PM
One of the most humbling experiences of aging is seeing a photo of yourself from 20~ years ago wearing a coat you still wear.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 10/14/2023, 6:00:03 PM
Nothing erodes respect in someone quite like learning they're deeply into astrology
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