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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/16/2023, 6:00:05 PM
We live in a world where most teenagers don't know who the Spice Girls are.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/15/2023, 6:00:03 PM
The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/14/2023, 6:00:04 PM
After taxes no one who won Who Wants To Be a Millionaire was actually a millionaire
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/13/2023, 6:00:04 PM
You hear people complain about self-checkouts often, but never about self-service gas stations.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/12/2023, 6:00:12 PM
A 4.7 star rating on a product looks much better than a 5 star rating.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/11/2023, 6:00:03 PM
Toothpaste is supposed to taste not so awful that people avoid to brush their teeth and not so appetizing that people eat it.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/10/2023, 6:00:09 PM
We can’t actually feel wetness, we can only infer it.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/9/2023, 6:00:02 PM
The person that found out how to start a fire is the most important person in history, yet no one knows who they were
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/8/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Cats are living proof that if you are pretty enough, even the world’s biggest jerks can be loved by someone.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/7/2023, 6:00:03 PM
There had to be some straight fire songs from ancient civilizations that we just missed out on because they were never written down.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/6/2023, 6:00:02 PM
History’s most successful criminals will never go down in history.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/5/2023, 6:00:03 PM
Retirement homes are technically orphanages
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/4/2023, 6:00:03 PM
There’s a certain turning point where weighted blankets go from helping with anxiety to giving anxiety
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/3/2023, 6:00:05 PM
You don’t have to raise your hand when knocking on the door.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/2/2023, 6:00:03 PM
We’re never really taught the law, we are either expected to already know it or just pick it up along the way.
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