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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/31/2023, 6:00:04 PM
February is the most expensive month of rent.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/30/2023, 6:00:02 PM
When you become angry with someone for being honest with you, they may begin to conceal the truth in order to avoid displeasing you.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/29/2023, 6:00:02 PM
The generation that put 'parental advisory explicit content' stickers on music is complaining about trigger warnings.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/28/2023, 6:00:04 PM
Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/27/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Most romance you see is fueled by either loneliness, low self esteem or insecurities
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/26/2023, 6:00:05 PM
You don’t have any proof that other people can’t read your mind.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/25/2023, 6:00:15 PM
Humans are the most intelligent species on Earth, but are the only species whose members need to be told not to look directly at the sun.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/24/2023, 6:00:26 PM
For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/23/2023, 6:00:03 PM
It is better to be left-handed when fighting, since right-handed people aren't used to lefties, giving the lefty an advantage, and lefties aren't used to each other, giving neither an advantage.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/22/2023, 6:00:02 PM
We are annoyed by how few calories we burn when having exercised but it is actually very impressive of our bodies that it uses up a very little amount of energy
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/21/2023, 6:00:25 PM
The older you get, the more you realize how much you took going to school for granted
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/20/2023, 6:00:05 PM
Having kids makes you realize how dumb your lies used to sound to your parents
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/19/2023, 6:00:10 PM
The only language that works in the vacuum of space is Sign Language.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/18/2023, 6:00:10 PM
Bomb defusing is a rare trade that allows you not to know when you screw it up
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 1/17/2023, 6:00:04 PM
Driving at highway speeds and only being a couple of feet away from an oncoming car in the other lane is weirdly normalized.
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