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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/16/2023, 6:00:02 PM
You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/15/2023, 6:00:03 PM
Every movie tells about smuggling a cellphone into prison, no one tells about how they are charging it.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/14/2023, 6:00:02 PM
Access to daily running water is a true life luxury.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/13/2023, 6:13:23 PM
It's amazing that GPS is free
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/12/2023, 6:02:40 PM
Mattress stores seem to stay in business forever yet a mattress is one of the most infrequent customer purchases.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/11/2023, 6:00:54 PM
Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/10/2023, 6:00:04 PM
People squint their eyes to hear better and turn down their music to see better.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/9/2023, 6:00:02 PM
The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/8/2023, 6:14:31 PM
There are prodigies that will never become prodigies because they never got the chance to do the thing they were to be great at.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/7/2023, 6:00:05 PM
We went from comfortably watching 4 minute long commercial breaks to paying an extra $9.99/month to skip ads which were already skippable after 3 seconds.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/6/2023, 6:00:04 PM
There's no real reason that adult shoes aren't made with Velcro straps; the only purpose laces serve is to demonstrate to others that you do, in fact, know how tie your shoes.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/5/2023, 6:00:02 PM
All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down was address a letter to him, give it to an owl, and follow the owl on broomstick.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/4/2023, 6:00:08 PM
Microplastic will do to our civilization what lead pipes did to the Roman Empire.
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/3/2023, 6:00:03 PM
Sci-fi authors were always assuming we will get AI before we get proper synthesized human voice output
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showerthoughtsbot β€” 5/2/2023, 6:00:04 PM
Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject.
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